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The day is finally here - the official end to the SIlly Nonstens’ PR excuses! Special thanks to Silly QueenNothing for her handy-dandy countdown:

This calls for champagne! Not Silly SinicalBitch’s sparkling rotgut… the good stuff!

As in a good story, this culmination was foreshadowed in recent weeks when reality diverged (again) from delusional conspiracy theories.

First this happened…

Then this happened:

Then that happened:

Then this happened again:

Then all this happened:

and then this stuff happened:

(remember when this happened?)

And who could forget this happening:

Ouch! That’s all gotta (butt)hurt, Silly Nonstens!

Of course, sane people are happy for Jennifer’s success and don’t judge her for being human. Humans can be clumsy and will make the occasional error in judgment. Oscar looks good on you Jen!

So what happens now? 

Rob is almost done filming The Rover. Exciting rumors are swirling about a late fall release. He and Kristen both have intriguing projects lined up. This will be a pivotal year for each, with much enjoyment ahead for those interested in their careers.

The Silly Nonstens won’t give up just because their own deadline has passed. Months ago, they began envisioning a future where Kristen would need Rob’s benevolent PR assistance to rebuild her career, and Rob (being the dupe he is to them, I mean, such a good guy) would assist her, thereby damaging his own career (according to the Silly Nonstens) and continuing to need them to defend him from that black-hearted Kristen and her psycho fans.

Not many Silly Nonstens are willing to offer a breakup date. As sure of their fanfiction as they are, they’ve been disappointed by reality, I mean by Rob, I mean by those pesky PR payoffs so often that they’re mostly taking a wait-and-see attitude. 

The Silly Nonstens are officially passé. An anachronism. Outdated. If you’re still stuck on Rob and Kristen being in a PRmance, you’re out of luck and out of time.

A self-described Australian “Gossip Bitch for Sunday Mail” wrote a short article over the weekend about Rob’s arrival in Adelaide that included mention of recent gossip he and Kristen had split up, which earned him the ire of a few fans on on twitter. Isn’t it obvious by now that the more attention you give tabloid writers and gossipmongers, the more likely they are to churn out crap stories about Rob and Kristen? 

What interests me more are the supposed Rob “fans” who leapt to this gossip bitch’s defense:

I’m not sure what’s more creepy - seeing these “fans” suck up to a gossip columnist after what Rob’s said about tabloids, or knowing they’re only sucking up because they want to encourage more drivel about a single Rob Down Under. Do you think they’d be tweeting him apologies if he’d gone with the “Rob’s girlfriend back home” angle?

Oh, Silly Nonstens… keep demonstrating what kind of superfans you are. It’s so very entertaining. LOL!

To sum up BD2’s busy London premiere… the Kool Aid was extra-strength today.

Rob did a twitter chat with Glamour and said he wants to work at Nandos, he wants to be a Lord or a Your Eminence, Edward > anyone else in Twilight or The Hunger Games, and Bear and Bernie love each other very much. The Silly Nonstens hated that last answer (and are pretending that twitter chat never happened). Then Rob did a twitter chat with MSN and said if he were invisible he’d run around pulling down people’s pants, wants a harder bottom, wants to be a woman for a day, wrote 50 Shades, all of which was forgotten when he encouraged people to tweet naked photos, except not underage people and he won’t be seeing the photos anyway. Did anyone check to see how many people fell for it? I don’t know which twitter chat was more awesome (Rob, you should never, ever open a twitter account but please open a twitter account). Amusingly, the Silly Nonstens took Rob’s naked-photo-joke as him trolling shippers, so the MSN chat was deemed acceptable to them. Everyone else just laughed at Rob being funny.

Then a behind-the-scenes account of the Glamour twitter chat surfaced, where Rob said it was weird fans knew so much about his dogs, because he’d never spoken about them in interviews, and didn’t think Kristen had either (I know it’s hard to keep track of everything you talk about during promo, Rob, but remember Bear’s curtain-tongue on Ellen?). The Silly Nonstens interpreted this to mean Rob never talks to Kristen, and never watches or reads her interviews. They ignored that Rob also doesn’t remember his own previous mentions of his dogs in interviews (double shot of Kool Aid for that one).

They didn’t like Kristen’s mom’s VF Italy interview (you know how you can never trust those foreign translations - except when the translation contains something the Silly Nonstens like, then the foreign press is congratulated for asking better questions than U.S. outlets). They glossed right over the Washington Post interview that called Rob and Kristen “reunited” and said they finish each other’s sentences, in which Rob and Kristen talked about coping with intense public scrutiny and expectations. No bueno.

On to the premiere! Those Silly Nonstens eagerly picked apart every aspect of Kristen’s look (Kristen wouldn’t get a thumb’s up from them no matter what she wore). They watched all interaction as closely as any sheep. They practically threw a ticker-tape parade at the sight of Rob and his team rushing by Kristen’s last photo call to get inside the theater. You’d think they’d be displeased about that, since it so blatantly debunks their PR theory, but they’re not swift enough to see the discrepancy there. They ignored the photo of Lizzy walking and talking with Kristen and Ruth. They called the backstage hand-holding pics “clawing” and “desperate”, a poor attempt at Rob and Kristen adding a little PR pizzazz. Their faith in Rob’s character, work ethic and abilities is… incredible. Apparently he’ll earn that mythical $12million even if the PR is half-assed! Then as photos of the cast onstage dribbled out, they cast poor MyAnna Buring as mystery blonde #385984573289. 

The day waned with a familiar Silly Nonsten delusion: pretending Rob’s and Kristen’s routine pap-foiling expressions (while being driven away from the premiere) indicate they’re miserable together. Predictable is predictable.

Enjoy Kristen on Conan tonight, Silly Nonstens… we all know you’ll be watching! 

Cheers!

This is an open letter to Silly Brie a/k/a @RobKat15, who last night felt it appropriate to threaten to send screencaps of private posts by Kristen’s brother Taylor to the media.

In her defense, Brie is a teenager. But even children know the difference between right and wrong… so, not much of a defense.

❖

Brie, I hope you’ve used the hours since last night (this morning, your time) to reflect. Here’s what I hope you’ve thought about:

You have been lying to Taylor Stewart and his friends since (at least) early this year. You allowed them to think you were part of their circle of friends. You concealed that you were screencapping private posts and private photos, and leaking them to other fans. You lied, Brie. You judge Kristen very harshly for lying - a complete stranger to you, lying to another complete stranger - yet you’re utterly disconnected from any recognition of your own immoral behavior. Well here it is, in your face: you’re a liar.

Being Facebook “friends” with people Rob and Kristen know doesn’t mean you know them, or know anything real about them. Reading posts/asking questions of Taylor and his friends via Facebook doesn’t mean you’re correctly inferring the information, or have the right to relay said information and interpret it for others. 

You have no business stating your opinions of Rob, Kristen, or their relationship as fact. If you’re upset by differing opinions/explanations, you can choose to ignore, or to step away from Twitter. Allowing yourself to become so disturbed by other fans that you’re tempted to prove your “facts” (and punish them) by going to the media is out.of.control. 

Threatening to bring screencaps to media outlets is playing a very dangerous game, Brie. You would lose control of the information. You’d betray Taylor on an almost unimaginable scale. You’d drag Rob’s name through the tabloids again. You’d also risk exposing yourself and your family. Do you think you’re protected by your usernames? Anonymity on the internet is a myth. 

You should consider how your parents would feel about getting phone calls from other fans, from media outlets. What your parents would think of your extensive lies. How your parents would feel about you sending those screencaps to the media, or what they’d think of your twitter timeline - all those nasty, insulting tweets about an actress, particularly since your father works for Warner Bros. How the people he works with would view the situation. 

Let me be clear - I’m not even hinting I would expose your identity. I wouldn’t… although I’d like to call your parents and let them know what you’ve been up to. But I can virtually guarantee that, thanks to your public twitter timeline, someone would be angry/nosy enough to find your real identity, and it would spread. Out.of.control. Just like your behavior last night.

I’d like you to think about why you were removed from Taylor’s Facebook account. About who might have tipped him off, and how they found you on Facebook. Also think about this - if Taylor knew enough to remove you, who else knows about you? Kristen, of course - although I doubt you would feel any shame at Kristen reading your nasty tweets. What about Taylor, though? What about Rob? You should think about what Rob would make of you and your threats. Because he knows everything written here, and much more.

Brie, you know nothing about Rob’s and Kristen’s personal lives. Your lies and over-investment are blinding you to reality. This: 

http://www.trackcelebrity.com/robert-pattinson-thanks-fans-after-kristen-stewart-affair/ 

is misleading, at best. Rob doesn’t talk about his personal life. He was talking about the love fans have for Twilight; that he’s glad fans love him as Edward, and are supporting his projects beyond Twilight. Rob appreciates his fans who support his work and don’t pretend to have super-sekrit insider information about him.

❖

Rob and Kristen will make their relationship status clear in their own way, in their own time. Fans will form opinions from that. Their opinions are just that, opinions. Not fact. There are no conspiracies. The relationship wasn’t/isn’t PR. The Us Weekly photos weren’t a setup. Neither team is leaking statements to tabloids. No heroes, no villains. Just a couple of young actors trying to do their jobs and live life under an immense amount of scrutiny. Believe the best of both Rob and Kristen, rather than the worst, and you’ll be on the right track. 

You can love someone too much. Along with love comes expectations, and with expectations comes pressure. All Rob wants is to make interesting movies. He’s grateful for the support his fans show for his work. Leave the rest alone. He’s shown you he’s stronger than many of you realized. Believe him. He’s not in competition with Kristen, he’s not being controlled by Summit, he’s not being used by Ruth. He works hard to entertain you. Enjoy that, and let him be.

It’s the Silly Nonstens’ week of Cosmopolis shade-throwing, I mean NYC promo!

To avoid becoming dizzy from the bouncing ball of logic, keep the Silly Nonsten mantra on repeat: It was, is and always will be PR!

Silly bbirdsingin is blaming the “chaos” of the Cosmopolis premiere on Kristen. Mind you… Kristen was not AT the premiere. Nor was bbirdsingin. Doh!

Now Silly bbirdsingin is blaming Kristen for the possibility that Rob pre-taped his GMA interview. She lit’rally HATES Kristen for this reason. So angry she could BREAK things. I’d call that just a wee bit over-invested. Doh!

Oh please, Silly bbirdsingin… as if you hating Kristen was a secret? Who do you think you’re kidding? LOL!

Promise, Silly bbirdsingin?

Silly bbirdsingin lit’rally couldn’t go 24 hours without trashing Kristen. Doh! 

Silly QueenNothing hears Rob’s Daily Show appearance proved the PR theory (even more!). Because the Silly Nonstens told her, after they watched Rob on the show and scrutinized his every expression, movement and utterance… sounds a lot like… you know…

LOL!

The Silly Nonstens think Bobby’s the designated Britpack Kristen-hater. Silly QueenNothing, I invite you - no, I challenge you to ask Bobby at his next NYC show, TO HIS FACE, if it’s true he doesn’t like Kristen. Just think of the bonding that could occur - this is your way in! Why are you wasting your time with Sam?

Put your money where your mouth is, Silly QueenNothing - just once!

Er… over-invested much? There was no fistfight, only autograph hunters (and paparazzi) pressing fans into the barricades. Maybe you should change your name to DramaQueen. LOL!

I know you’re a big fanfiction reader, Silly SinicalBitch. Are you keeping up with @holdmeRansom’s “Need to Escape”? LOL! So Rob and David aren’t just promoting Cosmopolis, but debunking “Robsten”? That’s such a high priority for David Cronenberg, I can see how it would be to his advantage to do that… or something… look, they’re doing it again:

The Silly Nonstens are making up quite a Rob/David Cronenberg RPF fanfiction here. Doh! 

According to the Silly Nonstens, the TimesTalk wasn’t just about Cosmopolis. It was about “throwing shade” at the Twilight movies, at Rob’s Twilight costar/girlfriend, at the studio that employs Rob. I wonder how David Cronenberg would feel if he knew they had turned this Q&A (about a film he’s clearly very proud of) into a mockery? Do the Silly Nonstens imagine David hates Kristen and would never employ her? Would never make a film with Summit? LOL! 

Orly, Silly QueenNothing? LOL! All that’s been “proven” is that you Silly Nonstens are a bunch of hypocritical, delusional, bitter nitwits. Put away the fanfiction, you embarrass yourselves. Doh!

For all their bleating about shade-throwing, methinks #COSMONYC2012 didn’t live up to the Silly Nonstens’ expectations.  If they think this was a disappointment, just wait until they see what’s coming…

Don’t faint from this shocker - I’m not talking about the Silly Nonstens today. They’ll keep. They’re so pathetically predictable I don’t even need to have looked at their various sites, twitters and tumblrs to know what’s going through their pea-sized brains. They are positively gleeful at Rob’s public humiliation, because they think it means they’ve been proven right about Kristen. They actually believe they’re in a “fan war” over Rob, and they think they’re winning. Wrong on all counts. But I’ll get to those clueless nitwits later - today I want to talk about some other Rob fans.

When the news broke about the Us story and photos, I decided to observe rather than participate. I had no wish to rush to judgment, add my voice to the drama, or be used by the tabloids trolling Twitter for fan reactions. The most visible social media gathering spot among Rob’s fans is his IMDb board, full of dedicated Rob superfans, so I chose to lurk there and monitor their reactions. Until about a year ago, it was a war zone. Mention Kristen’s name and you were guaranteed a lengthy fight. But the Silly Nonstens retreated, licking their wounds, as the comparatively less crazy superfans could no longer deny Rob’s relationship with Kristen. The Kristen hate went underground. 

Until July 25th.

Even I was shocked at the speed with which Kristen was crucified by the regs. She was up on a virtual cross by dawn.

Let the record show that chrisellgold has never once defended Kristen at Rob’s board. The audacity of this one… she’s as well known for her nonsensical writing as she is for her hatred of Kristen and her fans. LOL!

Just to show you the regs aren’t ALL bad… appreciated, all-too-rare, rational responses from a couple of the regs. One tries to remind everyone to stick to the facts, to no avail:

Are you really calling out “Robsten” fans, sammie? Because replace “these two” with “Rob” and you are describing your fellow board regs. Talk about the truth being meaningless… read on:

Just wash that girl right out of your hair, Rob. Doh!

Here’s what’s clear, Tracy - you and most of your fellow board regs can’t wait to slap a scarlet letter on Kristen. Damn the torpedoes and forget the ‘A’, just make it ‘K’ because everything about Kristen is bad. Doh!

*Dear God, if I am ever put on trial, please make sure none of these IMDb regs serve on my jury. xoxo, signed SN*

Yes, some regs quickly decided Kristen was on the receiving end of oral sex (in the front seat of a Mini Cooper yet). Doh!

Another undercover nonsten heard from. LOL! Susie’s so delicate with her “parking lot sex”, unlike crude ivebeenrobbed and ChasingCarsForFun. Doh! Susie also lets us know when Kristen told Rob about this, and how Rob felt about it. What a devoted fan. Just move on Rob, it’s easy! 

I’m sorry Isana, are you Kristen? Because I don’t know how you could otherwise know so absolutely what Kristen has and hasn’t done. Doh!

I can almost hear the dungeon cell clanking shut in that post. LOL!

Didn’t I tell y’all about chrisellgold? LOL! Remember the defensive tone of this post, later on it will feel disturbingly familiar…

It was a long-standing public affair? Kristen didn’t end it, or confess willingly? Do tell! Oh nevermind, I can see you’re just making wild assumptions too. LOL!

Remember this line: “[Rob’s] such a nice guy, at time he’s just too nice for his own good.”

“Rob can feel strong and solid about himself.” “lets all give him confidence.” Because Rob is weak and needs the support of a loving woman, I mean fan. Remember this attitude… and who cares how Rob’s feeling right now, superfans - we might get some good music out of his heartbreak. Doh!

Finally someone spells it out - the reason the IMDb regs are beyond furious at Kristen. “Can’t believe anyone would cheat on Robert fucking Pattinson!!!” Remember that too…

Kristen’s people “released today that it was a multiple thing”. Kristen’s people, really? Was that an official “Kristen’s people” announcement, or yet another mysterious source? Waiting for you to admit you were wrong chrisellgold… won’t hold my breath though. LOL

Won’t hold my breath with you either tracy…

Or maybe it feels off because you hate Kristen, CurzonStreet. JS!

Marnye’s post is a common assumption among the superfans - Ruth and Summit have GossipCop (and numerous other outlets) on speed dial, and Rob is either too noble or too naive to manipulate the media in that way. Let’s take a closer look - separate the facts from the rumor, the official word from the mysterious “sources”…

FACT: Kristen was photographed by a pap kissing and hugging her SWATH director.

FACT: Both parties released statements apologizing for their actions, which Kristen characterized as a “momentary indiscretion”.

FACT: One of Rob’s representatives issued a statement regarding Rob’s Cosmopolis-related appearances later this month.

FACT: Oh wait… there are no other facts! Let’s get to rumors:

RUMOR: Everything else is a rumor. Everything. Tabloid stories, pap timelines, “sources” - none of it’s from an official representative of either Rob or Kristen. Anybody remember what Rob said about tabloid rumors in his BlackBook interview?

“No one ever knows what is true or what isn’t”

Rob knows what is true and what isn’t. Kristen knows what is true and what isn’t. Nobody else knows what is true and what isn’t. And that’s how they want it. That’s how they protect their privacy. Neither of them will chase after the rumors (despite what the superfans like to believe about Ruth). Both despise tabloid rumors. Yes, it’s Kristen’s fault they’re in the tabloids now.  She’s owned responsibility for that - and I’d bet she feels a million times worse about it than any of the superfans do. Apart from Kristen’s public statement and a clarification about Cosmopolis engagements, tabloids and GossipCop were left with questionable “sources” commenting on both of them (not just Kristen). 

Rob’s superfans are super-willing to believe every story that paints Kristen in the worst light (or blame anything seemingly/quasi/maybe/perhaps sympathetic to Kristen as “from her team” - I’m looking at you, susie!). They’ve forgotten that at the center of this is a man they profess to be a fan of in real, actual pain. They seem to think they can manipulate the situation from how they see it into reality if they stick together and repeat themselves enough, or shrug off Rob’s said pain with “he’s better off”/”he’ll be fine”, reducing him to a fictional character in some screenplay of their own making. 

The superfans’ assumption that Kristen’s team is sneakily putting Rob down in the press to make Kristen look better? Fanfiction. Their assumptions that Kristen was having sex in that car, that she was having a long-term affair with her director? That she doesn’t care about Rob, isn’t good enough for him, is just using him? That Rob just doesn’t see the truth about Kristen yet? All fanfiction. And familiar-sounding fanfiction, at that. Sounds just like the nonstens, doesn’t it?

Whilst writing their own Rob and Kristen fanfiction, the superfans scream bloody murder at the tabloids and other fans for “making up” fanfiction in regard to Robert’s actual life (specifically, favorable stories about “Robsten”). They firmly believe shippers/Twi-fans will drag Rob down (to Kristen’s level, natch) and hamper his otherwise-inevitably brilliant career. They like to pretend Rob co-signed that when he used “borderline clinically insane” to describe some fans (even that joke was subjected to their fanfic rewrite!). Mind you, most of them read Robward fanfiction, fill their twitters and tumblrs with Robporn, are/were fans of the Twi-books and movies, travel long distances to attend promo events, spend whole days and nights set-stalking, visit towns, restaurants, bars, shops simply because they know Rob has been there, know as much about Rob’s personal life AND about Kristen as the most devoted shipper… anyone else suffering from cognitive dissonance here? I’m feeling a bit nauseated myself, but I’ll push on because we’re about to get to the fun part!

Many superfans are fanfic readers, and there’s a certain fanfic they’re eating up with a spoon… let’s follow IMDb superfan susie over to Twitter, where she’s known as @Suziekew. She’s twitter pals with fanfic author @holdmeransom, whose RPF (Real Person Fiction) is titled “Need to Escape”… starring Robert Pattinson and  “Jen” a/k/a @holdmeransom’s alter ego: http://www.twilighted.net/viewstory.php?sid=7721&textsize=0&chapter=1

Rob and his number-one-fan Jen meet-cute in November ’09, fall in deep love within a week, and then must navigate the treacherous, PR-filled waters of Rob’s career while figuring out just how to announce their love publicly. Because when Rob REALLY loves someone, he wants the public to know it. Hint, hint. LOL! This fanfic is the superfan/nonsten blueprint. Don’t blame the author for that - she is simply putting in writing what the superfans/nonstens all believe about Rob. Let’s list the important elements of their fanfiction:

Rob is innocent/naive/helpless against the powers that be in Hollywood. 

Rob REALLY NEEDS his faithful fans, who really.understand.him., to support and defend him.

Rob is being victimized by Summit/his team, who care more about playing the game than about what Rob REALLY NEEDS/Kristen’s PR team/Kristen/Twilight fans who only see him as Edward and insist on Rob and Kristen becoming Edward and Bella in real life/the media.

The Kristen element varies among the superfans and nonstens. In “Need to Escape”, FicKristen is painfully awkward and nearly friendless. She and Rob had bonded over the Twilight experience and even dated for a brief time (yes, they WERE kissing in those KoL pics!), but realized they were meant to be best friends (she was only in Budapest to cry on Rob’s shoulder about a fight with her real boyfriend!). She’s also victimized by Hollywood and the media in this fanfic, and is sick of it as FicRob. Sadly, this is as kind as superfan/nonsten fanfic portrayals of Kristen get. 

Jen is one of Rob’s most devoted, Stoli-shirt-worshipping, Robporn-addicted fans. The protagonist, the author and her readers all belong to the RAoR, PattinsAngels, Robsessed crowd. FicRob isn’t frightened off by Jen’s obsessiveness - he just thinks it’s adorably amusing! Probably the same way the real Rob thought it was cute when one of his superfans personally delivered flowers and a Valentine’s Day card to his parents at their home (yep - that’s the crowd we’re talking about here!)

Jen is a strong, mature (12 years older than Rob) cougar, I mean woman. She understands sweet FicRob is under the control of his management and Summit, and admirably protects and defends him from all who would try to control his public image and private life. She delivers FicNick a beatdown - I’m 100% serious - after he manipulates them to get FicRob away from Jen’s clutches (forgive Nick, he just doesn’t see at first how good Jen is for FicRob!). She stands up to Summit’s bribery, blackmail and manhandling. She outsmarts a nasty tabloid editor to force a story retraction. She even intimidates Oprah when Oprah has the temerity to place her hand on FicRob’s leg! 

The superfans/nonstens believe their FicRob is the real Rob, that shippers, Kristen, Hollywood and the media are all exploiting Rob. They’ve taken on the job of defending him against all comers. If you can get through the 96 chapters of this fanfic, you’ll have cracked their code. You’ll recognize the beliefs behind their passive-aggressive, and just plain aggressive, cracks about Kristen and her fans. They’d like nothing more than for Rob to belong to them. They live for the day when he’ll say.it.out.loud., rewarding their loyalty through the years. Unfortunately, their Rob is no more real than any other fanfic Robward. The real Robert is an intelligent adult in control of his career and his life. You can bet your bottom dollar he feels more loyalty to any of his co-stars - to anyone he actually knows in his real life - than he does to any fan. The superfans’ over-protectiveness is unnecessary, and quite frankly detrimental to Rob’s public image. 

I’ve seen talk among the superfans about Rob’s Cosmopolis Q&A with Cronenberg in New York this month. They’re hoping nobody brings up a question about “the Kristen situation”. But they want to acknowledge it themselves by giving Rob the biggest ovation ever, ostensibly to show him they’re there for HIM, not for Edward, not for “Robsten”. Talk about self-serving!

Rob and Kristen aren’t opposing sports teams. Regardless of where their personal relationship stands, they will continue to support each other. The best way for fans to show respect and admiration for Rob at this Q&A would be to ignore Rob’s personal life altogether and focus on the film he’s there to promote. It’s bad enough to see the superfans’ fanfic about Rob’s real, personal pain on his IMDb board. Bringing it to him in person would be the ultimate in poor taste.

Superfans, nonstens, shippers… while writing your real-Rob fanfiction, be aware that your RPF is really about you. Your fanfiction about this chapter in Rob’s real life shows you making a choice between compassion and judgment, generosity and selfishness, respect for privacy and gossip, love and hate.

Choose wisely.

Watch how rumor becomes #NonstenFact:

Twitter rumors of fans hanging around the Los Feliz house have magically transformed to a) crazies are there trying to match landscape to photos, b) psychotic fans are stalking the Los Feliz house, c) Rob, Kristen and Summit have INVITED psychotic fan behavior. 

Let’s take it down 10 or 20 notches. I’ve seen no real evidence fans are hanging around Rob and Kristen’s house. And if that rumor ever proves to be true, don’t be so quick to assume those fans are a) crazy, b) psychotic or c) shippers. Over-enthusiastic, yes. Immature, for sure. Obsessed, likely. Crazy, as in potentially dangerous? That’s for private security and the police to decide. Shippers? Not necessarily. After all, the creepiest Rob-related stalking situation publicly known is the uber-Robsessed fan/friend to Silly Nonstens who went to Rob’s childhood home on Valentine’s Day 2010 to deliver flowers and a mushy card thanking Rob’s parents for bringing him into the world. 

Haven’t heard about that one? I wouldn’t be surprised. The details were wiped within days from RandomActsofRob, the fan site where the stalker was a regular poster, at her request. Fortunately, I have screencaps (not so fortunate for her, but it’s not as if Rob and his team haven’t known about her escapade since the day it happened). I’ll share them now to make a point, since the Silly Nonstens are so bent on labeling sheep/Krisbians/Kristen stans/everyone but them stalkers. Mind you, when the story was shared at Nonsten by a member who knew the stalker through another fan site (and saw nothing wrong with the stalker’s actions), the Silly Nonstens almost universally disapproved of this behavior - at least publicly. Privately, many of them have a verrrrry different attitude toward invading Rob’s and Kristen’s privacy…  maybe we’ll talk about that another time. For now, this Valentine’s Day story is enough.

It starts at the end of 2009, when the stalker, RomanySue, trekked to Barnes to spend what sounded like the majority of the day walking her dog on and around the Pattinson family’s street. 

Luckily Rob was on holiday at the Isle of Wight, with no risk of running into RomanySue. Her fellow fans’ delighted response to her stalking must have encouraged her to go a step further. She and a friend cooked up a plan to deliver flowers to Rob’s parents on Valentine’s Day. Returning to Barnes with flowers and card, she was so nervous she nearly vomited. Surprisingly, she didn’t take this as a sign she was doing something bizarrely, horribly wrong.

Fellow fans again gave RomanySue kudos for her appalling violation of Rob’s privacy. But after a few days, she asked that RAoR’s owner delete her story from their comments sections. Perhaps she realized how stupid it was to leave that story online. I can only imagine how her act frightened his parents, not to mention Rob - and how angry it must have made him. I would have been beyond infuriated. 

When a complete stranger is so obsessed with you they feel compelled to physically show up on the doorstep of your family’s home to give your parents flowers and a card thanking them for your existence - that is so beyond the boundary of decent behavior, there’s no assurance of safety. RomanySue stripped the Pattinsons of the right to feel secure in their home. And she was applauded for it by her online friends, some of whom also happened to be Silly Nonstens - whether they were members at Nonsten or just “Egyptians” at RAoR like RomanySue (the RAOR code word for the nonsten-inclined). 

Do I blame anyone besides RomanySue for her actions? I do not. I don’t blame any group for the actions of one, or a few. The Silly Nonstens don’t see things my way. They want everyone - especially Rob - to believe they, his true fans, respect him, and the sheep (that is, anyone who’s not a Silly Nonsten) are psychotic, dangerous stalkers (to name just one accusation they regularly make).

Attempts to demonize/dehumanize others just doesn’t work when it’s no secret you and yours are guilty of the same - and worse. Nobody’s falling for the propaganda. The Silly Nonstens who truly don’t know what I’m talking about - and they do exist - are naive. The rest of them shouldn’t feel safe. They are not being protected. They’ve simply been lucky. So far. 

I would hope nobody thinks it’s appropriate to blame Rob for what RomanySue did. By the same token, nobody should blame Rob or Kristen for fans invading their privacy. There’s no difference. If you feel either of them are playing games to court publicity, YOU are too invested in their lives. Stop blaming them.

SWATHs of Silly Nonsten Predictions

Silly SinicalBitch and Silly WhatObsession discussed SWATH box office the other day:

I can always count on RealRobFans to alert me to Kristen news. LOL! Here’s the link to the article, in case you haven’t read it yet: 

http://www.altfg.com/blog/movie/snow-white-and-the-huntsman-box-office-budget/

Nobody thinks Kristen carried SWATH alone.  But as explicitly stated below, the Silly Nonstens  gleefully blamed Kristen for SWATH’s box office failure BEFORE it even opened. Their indignation at Kristen receiving credit for SWATH’s success rings as hollow as a Silly Nonsten’s empty skull. Doh!

Among the qualities that made Kristen’s casting attractive to Universal was her built-in Twilight fan base. Her fans showed up at box offices worldwide this summer. In short, Kristen delivered. That makes SWATH a commercial success for her, as WFE happily was for Rob. Didn’t really pan out the way the Silly Nonstens expected, did it?

Let’s take a walk down Silly Nonsten Memory Lane and take another look at those predictions… starting at ComicCon 2011:

It was electric… just not in the way Silly SinicalBitch hoped. Doh!

“Better friends” like you Silly Nonstens? LOL!

Silly Candykizzes and her “I’m hearing”. Silly Nonstens’ super-sekrit insiders batting zero again. LOL!

The flip side to this - unspoken because Silly AZ never expected it would need to be said - is that Kristen would be recognized for bringing in the Twilight fan base, and so she has. This was one of many posts where AZ clumsily attempted to dissect film financing to support her super-sekrit insider agenda. Note to AZ - film financing is notoriously complex and slippery. Play with it all you want, but as an amateur you’ll never be sure of having all the information, or whether the information you have is accurate. You also don’t have the education or experience to accurately interpret the information, especially since you’re starting with a bias. I suggest you leave the number crunching to the big boys and girls. LOL!

I do believe MissKStew is indeed enjoying her success. LOL!

Can you feel Silly AZ’s anticipation in that comment? LOL!

Yet another Silly Nonsten prediction in the FAIL pile, which is getting awfully crowded. Doh!

So sad to see a young actress with a supportive fan base. LOL! You all get why the Silly Nonstens keep harping on this, right? If the “sheep” are really supporting projects and not just interested in Rob’s and Kristen’s relationship (classic Silly Nonsten propaganda)… it means Rob can count on that fan base for support as well… rendering the Silly Nonstens inessential to his success. 

Get that? Kristen failed at both her movies before either was released, WHILE she was at Cannes with one of them. Doh!

Those ramifications have just been dreadful for Kristen, haven’t they? LOL!

Silly AZ, please keep detailing all the opinions Kristen’s massive PR team has bought. Can’t wait to hear more!

Darn those studio execs and entertainment industry journalists for not understanding the Silly Nonstens’ #SoObvious “simple facts”. Doh!

SWATH’s reported budget: $170m

170 x 1.8 = 306

SWATH’s box office to date: $370m+

Don’t hold your breath waiting for Silly AZ to admit she was wrong. LOL!

Does Silly AZ realize she’s claiming to have proprietary information in her possession? The same company is hired by essentially anyone in Hollywood who wants to conduct market research screenings, and AFAIK the information they collect is given only to-and owned by-the studios that hire them. The only person I’ve ever seen publicly mentioning hard numbers on Twilight screenings for market research purposes is AZ, in PRsten posts. The Silly Nonstens’ super-sekrit insiders strike again! I assume this insider info is as correct as the rest of it, which is to say inaccurate-to-defamatory. Doh!

The only other logical conclusion is that AZ’s super-sekrit insider is either a Summit employee or someone from Kristen’s massive PR team - the only potential sources for this information. What a mind-fuck that would be for AZ. LOL!

Silly RPattzNits’ tweets are crawling with bitterness and resentment! Rob might want to think about picking up one of these:

Despite the Silly Nonstens’ predictions of doom, the hot mess-famewhore-Stage 5 Clinger has a summer hit in the bag.  Congrats to Kristen! 

Let’s add the above to the lo-o-ong list of failed Silly Nonsten predictions… like that exit strategy their super-sekrit insiders have been promising for years. Whatever happened to that, anyway? LOL! Will the Silly Nonstens finally cotton on that they’re being lied to? What am I saying… of course not! They’re all just waiting (im)patiently for that darned 2012 Emancipation Robclimation [sic] to start already. LOL!

Sane Rob fans, whether or not they’re fans of Kristen, don’t begrudge her success. Only the crazies - i.e., the Silly Nonstens with their silly conspiracy theories wish failure on Kristen. Their PR theory doesn’t make sense now that Kristen has a box office success independent of Rob/Summit/Twilight. Not that logic will stop them. In fact, they predicted BD1 would be a box-office flop too… cue similar predictions for BD2. Those predictions will fail as hard as the rest have. Doh!

The Silly Nonstens have put all their delusional faith into liars and fakes. Until they know it, as the rest of us do - and they will know it - let’s enjoy the show!

Another delusional Silly Nonsten heard from: 

The biggest delusion here is Silly Aries4 thinking she’s Rob’s fan. What kind of fan would actively encourage a tell-all about Rob’s personal life, knowing he believes gossip is detrimental to his career?

“Just people knowing too much about you, it makes your life as an actor more difficult. You’re not as free. ‘Cause people…the more you’re in gossip magazines, the more people don’t believe you in a movie, because they’ve seen you too often.”

http://robstenation.blogspot.com/2012/07/robs-interview-with-spiesser-berlin.html

Why, that would be a “fan” who’s really only interested in his personal relationships. Exactly the kind of “fan“ the Silly Nonstens complain about… when those fans aren’t nonstens. As always, with the Silly Nonstens it’s “Do as I say, not as I do”.

It’s not for nothing the PRsten threads about Rob’s and Kristen’s personal relationship are the most trafficked. Doh! The Silly Nonstens won’t require a tell-all to be any more honest than their super-sekrit insiders. Just give the Silly Nonstens what they want - dirt.

I bet you all didn’t even notice the first paragraph of Silly Aries4’s post, did you? Go back up and read it… I’ll wait!

Silly Aries was referring to this quote from Rob:

“ ‘It’s really funny, the last one,’ he chuckles. ‘I mean, funny and completely insane. There’s Jacob is falling in love with my daughter, who grows into an 11-year-old in three months! There were so many scenes where it felt so bizarre.’ ”

http://www.metro.co.uk/film/902099-robert-pattinson-if-you-get-famous-you-can-buy-into-it-then-you-go-nuts

Except the quote copied at PRsten substitutes “he chuckles” for “he told Metro”, and adds a whole lot of editorializing:

Hands up if you’re NOT surprised the Silly Nonstens posted the negatively slanted, edited version of the original interview!

Does that original quote sound any different in spirit than Rob’s quote from the same interview, discussing his upcoming projects?

“Next up he has a crime thriller by hotshot director of Oz gangster drama Animal Kingdom (‘Guy Pearce kidnaps me and I’ve been shot. It’s like, crazily violent’) and psychological drama Mission: Black List, playing the US military interrogator who found Saddam Hussein (‘Some of the stuff in it is just unbelievably insane’).“

Don’t be shocked, Paul… the Silly Nonstens are experts at twisting Rob’s words to suit their own agenda. They’ve been doing it every.day.for.years. Doh!

Doesn’t sound like someone who loathes the saga to me:

“The best thing is it going on for so long. Like, it’s been five years. And normally people, you know, you get that excitement at the beginning and it all dies down, but the fact that it lasted is really great.” 

http://robstenation.blogspot.com/2012/07/robs-interview-with-spiesser-berlin.html

I love that Rob continually expresses his gratitude for the fan’s interest. He’s fully aware of the life-changing opportunities your interest in Twilight has afforded him. At the same time, he can poke fun at the Twilight phenomenon as well as he can at himself. 

It’s unfortunate that Silly Aries4 and others with an axe to grind twist Rob’s good-natured jokes into derision. The closer they draw to their fantasy finish line, the harder it is for them to prop up their delusions. In the same new interview linked above, Rob named actors he’s worked with who inspired him the most. The first who came to mind?

“I’ve loved working with Kristen…”

The Silly Nonstens will object most strenuously - too bad for them the interview is on video. They’ll pull out the old, tired “PR time” excuse… but it’s harder and harder to convince anyone, including themselves. Coming on the heels of this: 

Rob’s compliment to Kristen will be especially hard to swallow. Doh!

Silly Aries4, you might want to start praying that nobody writes a Twilight tell-all. Because anyone publishing lies about Rob and Kristen will be inviting a whopper of a slander suit… and 

Summit’s/Lionsgate’s PR Payroll List!

Poor Lionsgate… do you think they know what they got into with this merger? Did Summit disclose their PR payroll before money and stock exchanged hands? I’m thinking not… an expense as big as this payroll list would have put off any suitor! 

Now including the newest bribees, I mean independent contractors (boy am I glad I’m not responsible for the 1099s) who were greased, I mean who have done business with Summit/Lionsgate during SWATH promo, Cosmopolis promo, and Cannes… let’s dig in to the Summit/Lionsgate PR Payroll List!

Summit’s/LSG’s payroll 

Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, Universal, Disney, ABC, NBC, CBS, MTV, Ted, Taryn, Bonnie Fuller, Lainey Gossip, Gossip Cop, PopSugar, Harper’s Bazaar, Vogue, Elle, Elle-UK, W-UK, GQ-UK, Forbes Mag, Time Mag, Cosmo Mag, Glamour Mag, Glamour Mag-Paris, People Mag, US Weekly, Life and Style, OK Mag, Famous Mag, London Daily Mail, London Metro, The Sun, USA Today, Chicago Sun-Times, Box Office Mojo, Access Hollywood, E! Entertainment, Entertainment Tonight, TMZ, X-17, Just Jared, Just Jared Jr., Splash News, Storm Shadow, Aldobuzz, CannesLive, Canal+, Lightbox Gallery, Canadagraphs, OLTV, kickass lady interviewers in Berlin, television news anchors in Budapest-Hungary, all the paparazzi, reporters, and entertainment journalists in the country of France, paparazzo who filmed the Cannes balcony interlude and provided us with sound effects “mmmmmm” during the kiss (LOL), The Fablife, Josh Horowitz, Shawn Robinson, Dana Kennedy from The Wrap, Larry 411, Josh Dickey, Nancy O’Dell, Ann Curry, Meredith Viera, Joy Behar and the ladies of The View, Hollywood and Dine guy, Mark Meeks, Giulianna Rancic, fashion journalist Jim Shi, On the Runway’s Eric Wilson, CourtJustice, James Myers of the TVC Group…

Cannes official Thierry Frémaux, Wyck Godfrey, Catherine Hardwicke, Chris Weitz, David Slade, Bill Condon, Jack Morrissey, Walter Salles, Charles Gillibert, Gio Angelli, Rupert Sanders, Joe Roth, Palak Patel, Tom Wright, Stephanie Ritz, UK agent Grace, Nick Frenkel, Ruth Bernstein, John Fahrendorf, PA Jeffy, John Wayne Blair, Dean McManus, John Stewart, Jules Mann Stewart, Taylor Stewart and skater buds, Richard Pattinson, Clare Pattinson, Lizzy Pattinson, Victoria Pattinson, Bear Stewart-Pattinson, Kellan Lutz who said they were “madly in love”, Taylor Lautner, Dakota Fanning, Jackson Rathbone, Ashley Greene, Nikki Reed who reported “they” lived 10 minutes away, Charlie Bewley, Daniel Cudmore, Mia Maestro, Rob’s Hungarian Bel Ami double, Garrett Hedlund, Kirsten Dunst, Sam Riley and actress wife, Danny Morgan, Viggo Mortensen, Paul Giamatti and wife, Reese Witherspoon, Donna Scott, Eddie Redmayne, Christina Ricci, Charlize Theron, Chris Hemsworth, Sam Claflin, the lovely Bérénice Bejo-star of The Artist who graciously ducked and gave us the shot of the R/K hug at Cosmopolis screening in Cannes, Mia Wasikowska, Elisabetta Canalis, Dustin Hoffman, Bette Midler, Sir Paul McCartney, Gwyneth Paltrow, Pauley Perrette of NCIS, AnnaLynne McCord on the Eclipse BC, OTR extra before Montreal set pictures broke, Thor actress Jaimie Alexander, Katy Perry, Shannon Woodward, Scout Taylor Compton and her boyfriend from Glee, Mulberry Fashion/Luggage, Balenciaga, Louis Vuitton…

Tom Sturridge and his bun on the Cosmopolis Red Carpet, Sienna Miller and TSC, Sam Bradley who couldn’t describe Kristen in just one word, Marcus Foster and his haunting video of “I Was Broken”, all the other assorted members of the Britpack and their significant others, Matilda Sturridge and baby, Sam Bradley’s sister on facebook, little Holly at the IOW, girls in the restroom at Winter Gardens where Kristen signed a paper towel, patrons of The Anchor Inn, patrons of The Spyglass Inn, twitters on the IOW ferry, IOW candy store/drug store stalker, IOW wannabe actress and Kristen hater, girl at the handicapped exit at Heathrow that saw Rob kiss Kristen’s nose, mouth, and chin, London Republican politician and his assistant, fashion reporter at the BAFTAs, Budapest-Hungary set stalker, Austrian girl vacationing in Paris who saw them smoking on a balcony, lady on the flight with Kristen from Paris to Budapest, little neighbor girl of Charles Sturridge, London brother and sister standing in front of the church, the girl who only wanted Skittles, owners of Bumpkin in Notting Hill, girl walking down sidewalk in Notting Hill, Brazilian nonfan at The Cow Pub, twitter girls from Marcus’ gig at Dingwalls, lady on the plane from Heathrow to Dulles who tweeted Kristen was sleeping on Rob’s shoulder, the entire guest list for the Ojai Valley wedding, hotel staff at Ojai Valley, corn scientist at Chicago O’Hare, really cute guy from the patio bar at the Ritz-Carlton in Laguna, nice lady eating at the restaurant at the Ritz-Carlton in Laguna who posted at the AT about plate sharing and later brought over a pic…

girl on the plane with the creeper hand-holding picture, German maid during New Moon promo, bar patrons at Avenue in NYC, owners of The View Point Inn, theater employee during Eclipse re-shoots, fired waitress from Richards on Richards in Vancouver, Vancouver limo driver with the cowboy hat, birthday girl who presented the original of the blackened cab picture, employees and shoppers at Retro Rock Clothing in Vancouver, Vancouver grocery store clerks during Grocery-gate, pilots on the redeye with Rob from LAX to JFK, LA Starbuck’s girl who sold them bagels and blueberry muffins at the drive through, shoppers at Iguana Vintage Clothing who reported them digging through the dollar bins, rooftop party goers who saw Kristen sitting in Rob’s lap after the Eclipse Premiere, patrons of the Baton Rouge California Pizza Kitchen, employees from a random gaming store located between Baton Rouge and NOLA, die-hard bowlers from Don Carter Lanes in Baton Rouge, Baton Rouge facebook moderator, tweeters from The Loft Wine Bar at Perkin’s Rowe where Kristen sat on some girl’s coat, employees of Flemming’s Steak House in Baton Rouge, patrons of The Cadillac Cafe and Karaoke Bar in Baton Rouge, Baton Rouge local who reported them riding bikes on a service road outside the studio, Yorkville tweeters who spotted Kristen in a grocery store and pharmacy, childhood friend Jessica and gf Alex on L-Chat, employees of La Bodega Tapas Bar in Vancouver, girl who tweeted Rob, Kristen, and Bear walking down the sidewalk in Vancouver, Vancouver hotel stalker who saw Rob, Kristen, and PapaStew get on an elevator, teens watching Red Riding Hood in Squamish, random girl at Bear’s vet, rapper dude from Ralph’s grocery, all the citizens of Lapa-Brazil: population 25,000, Rosesee, Tulip, Stoney Marie, rest of the regs at the AT, the employees of Norm’s Rare Guitars, friends SuzieQ and Lindsey with the NYE party pics, LA motorist who wanted to reverse her car, skanky model from SOHO who is friends with Cobrasnake, snarky ex-wife of an A-Lister Famecandytweet, Miss Onelia and her friends, Tia and Tamara of Sister/Sister fame, sleazy fashionista Lori Krebs of Beyond the Rack, cutie hip hop dancer Deja Carter and her mom at the Sherman Oaks sushi joint, dude who complained they cut the line to get into Suzie’s 21st birthday bash, Stoney’s boss and everyone who tweeted about the WME pre-Oscar party and Chateau Marmont hand-holding PDA, Vanessa’s cousin and his sneaky pic from Scout’s Dirty Dancing Party, precious NYC Bieliber and her pic of Rob bound for Paris, Spanish fan on the plane with Rob and P. Diddy, Abeitotzz with the first pic of Rob on the LV Red Carpet, sweet Mandy Merheb whose LV hand-holding pic was blocked by the dude in the letterman jacket…

peeps at an LA party where Kristen touched some guy after leaving the restroom, the girl who saw tongue at Johnny Flynn’s concert, Tink-the queen of the Robsessed with her melty PDA concert encounter, ginger hobo who tried to snap a picture, Dose editor Jen McDonnell at Coachella, nonsten/PRsten reg Bamagirl14 at Coachella who posted that Rob was holding Kristen’s hand so she wouldn’t get lost (LMAO), Barnsie, Lucy Loveheart, Meli 1518, PatsyStew with the SWATH theater fan account, Jessie Vee and her magical bra cam, Delphine Chui and the blurry head on shoulder pic from the SWATH after party, the entire audience for On the Road in Cannes, the entire audience for Cosmopolis in Cannes, all the party-goers for the Cannes after parties, multiple fans in Cannes on twitter, Lisbon twitter girls 3cheers4tranny and dizzy_ladybug who got Rob’s sweet “awww” on the Cannes Cosmopolis hugging pic, bride and groom Kevin and Evelina Turen at their wedding, Kevin’s young cousin gingersnapzzzz who alerted the fandom Rob and Kristen were in attendance, NJ caterer Nathaniel with his sweet pic of the R/K table placecard, Ashley Turen who graciously loaned Kristen a dress, cute little girl wearing pink with a flower in her hair, Andrew Garfield, Zac Efron, Sarah Roemer, Will Kopelman, and numerous assorted guests, grandmother and friend of the groom’s mother Ricki of Upstairs on 7th who kindly set the story straight that Kristen was wearing a lovely Zac Posen, skateboarder Mike Carroll’s girlfriend Candiesland who gave us DJ Rob FTW, Intagram Hilda who posted Handsome Rob and Smiley Stew posing together with after party guests, Kimberly Gordon of the Biebermobile who declared that Rob is with “the beautiful Miss Stewart”, and dozens of random others that I’ve forgotten. All this from the studio too cheap to buy decent wigs! 

My (and Summit’s and Lionsgate’s, surely) gratitude to @greteltweets, owner of the list. Please contact Gretel directly with any additions, or just to tell her she rocks!